I was up to my eyeballs in work and I forgot about the whole thing. You really like my wife's cooking? Every single day! Martin Riggs: I'm too old for this shit, too. Roger Murtaugh: What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow? YOU'RE DISGUSTING! Since we have Murtaugh, we don't really need you. I'll tell you what. Martin Riggs: I'm sorry, that's very uncool. Now I could read you guys your rights, but ah, you guys already know what your rights are, don't you? [Riggs crouches down under Roger's toilet, and sees the bomb planted there]. [Interrogating Uncle Benny in a dentist's office full of nitrous oxide]. Roger Murtaugh: What the hell, thin's my middle name. Roger Murtaugh: Hey Riggs! Martin Riggs: No, I'm Chaos, and he's Mayhem. Now what about the *shipment*? Martin Riggs: No. Roger Murtaugh: Riggs, I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant and you're gonna be a father. 2020 (973) tháng một 2020 (973) 2019 (1201) tháng mười hai 2019 (1186) Penemuan misterius jenglot; Tempat Minum Spiderman; Produk Tiruan dari merk terkenal Uncle Benny: Flied lice? Dr. Stephanie Woods: Why do you do this to yourself Riggs? What about me? Martin Riggs: Same way I feel. Ernie - Detective: Hey, Riggs. [Riggs has dislocated his shoulder to escaped from a straight-jacket for a bet]. It's fried rice, you plick. Murtaugh throws himself on Riggs, Riggs throws it off, then both of them look at the burning house, cops drive up after the drug dealer shoot-out, Riggs weaves around through Christmas trees, and the 3rd dealer jumps him, in frustration, Riggs head-butts him, grabs the gun away from him, and holds it to the dealer's throat, Riggs and Murtaugh go to a bust at a "rich house", after a kid identifies the tattoo on Riggs' arm as being on the man who rigged Dixie's house to explode, sees the gift wrapped bullet with a bow on it, Rudd fires at Riggs, hitting him several times. Martin Riggs: [pointing his gun at each of Rudd's henchman] Eeny... Meeny... Meinie... Martin Riggs: [a la Curly from the Three Stooges] Hey Moe! Back to bed. Roger Murtaugh: [screaming as sparks fly] Ah, my side panel! Arjen's gun clicks empty. [runs the car up onto the divider, scraping it along a metal guard-rail]. Martin Riggs: [to Lorna] Step into my orifice. Captain Ed Murphy: Wait a minute! You don't kill a boy like Nick. Martin Riggs: I don't make things complicated. Roger Murtaugh: 50 years old, what a birthday, goddamn 50 years old, been on the force 20 years, not a scratch on me, not a scar, got a wife, kids, a house, a fishing boat, but I can kiss all that goodbye because my new partner has a death wish, my fucking life is over, Roger Murtaugh: Just shut up you hear, why are you talking to me anyway, I'm a dead man, yeah fuck it, you're looking a dead man here, [oncoming traffic honks at them and swerve to get out of the way]. Shoot 'im! Uncle Benny: Not so good when my wife finds out. But I believe in being thorough. Roger Murtaugh: Thin is my middle name. Martin Riggs: I'd like to see your drivers license and proof of insurance! RELATED: Lethal Weapon: 8 Actors Who Were Considered To Play Riggs (And 2 Who Were Considered For Murtaugh) When he meets Murtaugh, his life … Don't touch me! Martin Riggs: Well, I supposed to be meeting her for dinner and you know one of those romantic dinners for two. You wanna kill yourself? Mr. Joshua: Yeah. You're gonna need it. Well, our problem, and yours too, is we have a shipment of merchandise to deliver. Martin Riggs: I should have been driving, I guess we would have been all right, huh. [Riggs confronts Rudd and his minions in their office]. So there I was lying on the living room floor. You know why we question him? Fan questions were answered in the Season 3 premiere on Tuesday, when the Fox drama revealed that Martin Riggs did not survive a shooting in … [Murtaugh reaches into Riggs's pants pocket, and pulls out a pack of cigarettes, thinking he wants a last smoke before he dies]. [holding his wife's wedding photograph, sniffling, after deciding not to kill himself] I miss you... [cries] Victoria Lynn. Nick Murtaugh: Hey, Hey, what's that your eating dad? Because I got him in the leg. Me! McCleary, Attempted Suicide Jumper: Hey, what are you doing. Pieter Vorstedt: What is going on down here? Leo Getz: Hey hey hey! Martin Riggs: You look a little knocked up. Roger Murtaugh: Oh no, it didn't happen to you, Riggs, it happened to me! You are my family. It's not like your murdering anyone or anything. Drug Dealer #1: [walking up with a beer] Here ya go, pal... Martin Riggs: Thanks. Martin Riggs: I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem. What the fuck did he ever do to anybody? Martin Riggs: Well, I want you to come home and watch television with me. Yes, Mr. Getz, I was just wondering if you'd be willing to investigate my privates. Martin Riggs: Oh, I've just been upstairs with your boss, shooting the breeze... shooting his fish. Martin Riggs: We're gonna get bloody on this one, Rog. These skills would later serve him well when he became a police officer. The Four Father with him is his older brother. Roger Murtaugh: Special forces tattoo, mercury switches, what the hell have we gotten into? The building guy lived. Martin Riggs: Well, it would be okay on the three days of the year when you can actually see it! Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Martin Riggs: [to drug dealer] Shoot me! Martin Riggs: Yeah, but it's an old gun and he's not a very good shot. I wanna do it. We're a double act. He ain't worth it. Martin Riggs, Ernie - Detective: Wait for the bomb squad. Leo Getz: Yeah. Take your clothes off! Shoot 'im! I handled it myself; drove your car right off the fucking road, remember? Ia Drang Valley. Dr. Stephanie Woods: My door is always open. Trust me! Martin Riggs: Hey, noses in the dirt, asshole... Roger Murtaugh: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? Martin Riggs: You know you're not the first guy to thinnk of this you know. – Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Yeah, he’ll know what it’s for.” “- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): The guy who shot me! Hell, you only live once... get this together here... [takes out his wallet, starts counting out a hundred dollars]. I'm coverin' the left side... [Riggs weaves around through Christmas trees, and the 3rd dealer jumps him]. McAlister: I see we've heard of each other. Hey, Trish found one in the laundry the other day. Do something good with it. Martin Riggs: What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? 4 years ago, Riggs, when you were a narc down in Long Beach, you were getting too close to us so we put a contract out on you. Uncle Benny: Really? Most of Riggs' time in Special Forces was in Vietnam, where he served as an assassin under the CIA's \"Phoeni… Will somebody shoot this prick? Huh? Martin Riggs: Care to run that by me again? Martin Riggs: [showing him a cigarette] Here, do you want a cigarette. They told me she was killed in a car crash. Directed by Richard Donner. I got a lot less to lose than you. Martin Riggs: [fixing him] No. Martin Riggs: Too much armor on, I can't tell! I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him. Martin Riggs: Ah, reminds me of the night Vicki was killed. Murtaugh throws himself on Riggs], [Riggs throws it off, then both of them look at the burning house]. They told me that she left or something, and my father was no bargain, and so just the frog. Martin Riggs: Yep. Martin Riggs: [yells and spouts giberrish, then spits at Endo, tries to reach Joshua] I swear I'm gonna fucking kill the both of you. Tasty? Carrie Murtaugh: Daddy, you can't eat tuna, Trish Murtaugh: [as Rianne points to her shirt] We're boycotting tuna honey because they kill the dolphins that get's caught in the nets, ONLY albacore, Nick Murtaugh: why don't have a ham sandwich, Martin Riggs: Hey, eat Miss Piggy instead, Rianne Murtaugh: [Rianne laughs and accidentally slaps Martin in the face] Oh, I'm sorry, [after being sealed into a ship container, Riggs and Murtaugh turn on the lights and find themselves surrounded by bales of money]. Come on, lets smoke, OK. McCleary, Attempted Suicide Jumper: Yeah. 2020 (1844) tháng năm 2020 (2) tháng một 2020 (1842) 2019 (1482) tháng mười hai 2019 (1480) video phone beyonce mp3 Howes: Detroit, Silicon Va... vide Roger Murtaugh: No! Leo Getz: Oh, that's great, Riggs. I wish I could believe you. Martin Riggs: Oh, she's okay. With Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Gary Busey, Mitchell Ryan. Lethal Weapon 3 Quotes. Roger Murtaugh: Riggs, everyone else is outside. [after falling into a hotel swimming pool]. Roger Murtaugh: Yeah, you're only. Rianne Murtaugh: [sees the gift wrapped bullet with a bow on it] It's a bullet. Leo Getz: Okay, okay, okay, okay, this is the best part okay? Martin Riggs: What did he mean when he said you owed him? Roger Murtaugh: Well, I'll tell you what. That wasn't a Tinker Toy in his hand, that was a machine pistol with twin carbies and all the trimmings, man! [Roger slowly rolls his head on his neck, takes aim, and fires - his bullet goes through Rudd's wallet, and then his head]. Outside the Wire. But unfortunately, I don't... Now if you would kindly tell me everything you know, I promise I'll kill you quick. - Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): If you touch her, I'll kill you. He's dead, man. She didn't die straightaway... took a bit of time. The others applaud sarcastically, Policeman who says 'Bravo' after explosion, Riggs and Murtaugh sink back behind their car, punching a suspect who's waking from unconsciousness, during a fight, Lorna grabs a man's crotch, making Murtaugh and Riggs wince, Riggs uncovers the bomb in the ICSI building, Something jumps on the car with the bomb in it. ... Find More Movie Quotes. Roger Murtaugh: Listen, sorry about all that shit I was in your face about earlier... you saved my life. The buddy-cop movie, starring Mel Gibson and Danny Glover, was hugely successful when it hit cinema screens in 1987, spawned a series of sequels, and to this day has maintained a legion of fans. Roger Murtaugh: Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner. Martin Riggs: [points at oncoming traffic] watch, watch, WATCH... Roger Murtaugh: Don't worry, I was driving before you were itching in your daddy's pants. [sobs, then sighs and sniffles] Hey, that's silly, isn't it? Roger Murtaugh: You son of a bitch! Riggs falls, writhing in pain. Roger Murtaugh: I don't want to work with you! Drug Dealer #3: [Riggs is in a Christmas tree lot, and pretends to sample some coke for a buy] Good, huh? Martin Riggs: Flied lice? How the hell did he do that? That's why I don't have an ulcer, because I know when to say "I don't give a fuck. Martin Riggs: Nearly a CAT-astrophe, huh? [Riggs uncovers the bomb in the ICSI building]. Roger Murtaugh: [discussing a theory] That's pretty fucking thin. Comments. Martin Riggs: Yeah. View Quote. Pieter Vorstedt: Don't know much luck with women, do you, Riggs? McCleary, Attempted Suicide Jumper: You don't know nothing. What the hell do you want? Martin Riggs: Yeah, I've heard that about you. You are my friends. The others applaud sarcastically]. [about to pull Murtaugh off the booby-trapped toilet]. Originally a member of the Los Angeles Police Department's Narcotics Division, upon being reassigned to the Homicide Division, Riggs is partnered up with … View Quote. Come on, lets get out of here. Roger Murtaugh: Every day until I retire. Martin Riggs: Hate him back; it works for me. Mr. Joshua: Endo, meet Mr. Martin Riggs. 2020 (982) tháng năm 2020 (2) tháng một 2020 (980) 2019 (1158) tháng mười hai 2019 (1137) shooting in dc Tom Gresham's Gun Talk - The After ... shooting in dc Ruger LC380: Guns & … Dr. Stephanie Woods: My time is reserved for police officers with REAL problems and REAL needs. See what Martin Riggs (TrickRainey) has discovered on Pinterest, the world's biggest collection of ideas. McCleary, Attempted Suicide Jumper: Look, I didn't don any thing wrong. Two newly paired cops who are complete opposites must put aside their differences in order to catch a gang of drug smugglers. It happened to me! No, no, no. McCleary, Attempted Suicide Jumper: That's right. Murphy and Murtaugh look at each other]. Martin Riggs: Hey, hey. Mickey McGee: Hey, Jesus Christ! He ain't worth dying for, Riggs. Okay. It said GET UP NOW. Murphy: [Riggs leaves. Martin Riggs: Nah, I haven't done that for a couple days now. You fold up your tents - and get the fuck out of my country - and I won't do anything to you. Martin Riggs: [under his breath] He's fucked... Martin Riggs: Well, okay, but I'd be lying. Martin Riggs: Get off me man! Martin Riggs: Am I gonna have to listen to this every day? Get down here dickhead. 10 Notes. Martin Riggs: Don't be a don't-be, be a do-be. The U.S. action-comedy Lethal Weapon follows the former-Navy SEAL Martin Riggs and senior LAPD detective Roger Murtaugh as they form an unlikely partnership to fight crime in the city of Los Angeles. Roger Murtaugh: You did cut the red wire. What happens to you, happens to me. [Riggs and Murtaugh look sheepishly at the other cops on the building explosion scene. I'LL drive. … Martin Riggs: Yeah, the same thing as that. PG: Psycho Goreman. You my partner or what? But the shit's gonna cost ya... a hundred. And this voice goes off inside my head, kind a like a drill instructor, I really heard it. Capt. Shoot him! Murtaugh can only hold up the stray cat. Listen, you know so much about me; who the hell are you? Roger Murtaugh: This was a new car, Riggs... [Riggs is about to drive up onto the center divider of an overpass in Trish's new car during pursuit]. Once the danger has passed and they have returned to their office, the couple has to deal with another task: they have to clarify some crimes that include the smuggling of migrants and … Ernie - Detective: From what I've seen of their records, the only thing they do contribute is mayhem and chaos. "She wasn't much of a housekeeper. Leo Getz: Just give me a second. Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will ever know. The job! Martin Riggs: [punching a suspect who's waking from unconsciousness] Back to bed. OK now, come on. Hey, if he gets away, we can track him down later on with a - you know, with a Howitzer or somethin'. It was a rifle shot in high wind. You can't beat the clock, Riggs. Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun! I pulled back this matted mop of blood-soaked hair to see this woman's face... your wife, right? So, it's essential for us to find out all the cops know. I mean, where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam? Shoot 'im! McCleary, Attempted Suicide Jumper: Don't come near me! Martin Riggs: Plus they shot at me and Rog, and that pisses us off. Uncle Benny: I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters. Roger Murtaugh: No. One hundred THOUSAND, DOLLARS! Shoot 'im! I won't try a thing. Roger Murtaugh: Ain't got no choice! [Points to a no smoking sign on the door], Capt. Martin Riggs: Yep. 1 Famous Quotes 2 Movie Lines 2.1 Lethal Weapon 2.2 Lethal Weapon 2 2.3 Lethal Weapon 3 2.4 Lethal Weapon 4 "I'm pissed." Roger Murtaugh: [to other driver] Move over, mother fucker! Roger Murtaugh: You're gonna hit that itty-bitty valve before he shoots me? Martin Riggs: You don't trust me at all, do you? Martin Riggs: [ignoring Roger and shouting to driver blocking lane beside them] Move over! Riggs's version of a speech about exhibiting positivity over … They stand to see what it is, and a stray cat meows at them]. Am I a genius? Martin Riggs: No, I didn't, I cut the blue wire. He was my best friend in the whole world. 6 more days! Thank you. Roger Murtaugh: That's not my problem. Leo Getz: Those doctors are savages. We got people gettin' killed left, right and center in this town; now we're IMPORTING victims? Mickey McGee: Yeah, I liked it. The same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker. Check my shorts, for Christ's sake! "Oops." Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Martin Riggs: Well, who else am I supposed to do it to? - Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): What? Martin Riggs: Cause if you stick around here, I'm gonna FUCK YOUR ASS. You can't imagine the surprise. It's the only thing I was ever good at. [Riggs and Murtaugh sink back behind their car]. It's our job, remember? She was great, she was beautiful. Ed Murphy: Ah, hell, I got nothin' against it; times have gotta change. Roger Murtaugh: Are you really crazy? Martin Riggs: I know that. Roger Murtaugh: My feet are killing me... Martin Riggs: Yeah, your feet are killing me, too. Martin Riggs: That won't happen to me because there are winners and there are losers, and God wouldn't do that to me. Martin Riggs: Roger? Martin Riggs: Yeah, that stuff'll kill you quick. But I'll tell ya what, I got a better idea, here. Martin Riggs: So what? I mean, I'm only... Jesus. Leo Getz: Yeah, why didn't you follow him down? Martin Riggs: Well, that'll be a week too long for me. Lorna Cole: As a matter of fact, you are. Martin Riggs: Oh, gunfight, explosions, sharks, you know, the usual. "Hey, Moe." I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Leo Getz: Hey, guys, guys! Martin Riggs: The guy who shot me! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? ", "We know you're in here, we know who you are. Martin Riggs: [into phone with fake accent] Private investigator? Martin Riggs: Oh, I'll bet that hurt to say. Martin Riggs: [after an especially long pause] Nope, I'll see you tomorrow. [Murtaugh throws a machine gun towards Riggs], [Riggs shoots through the tractor and hits Travis]. HAVE YOU? Lethal Weapon Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Martin Riggs: When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out. Martin Riggs: She's got a great body. Cop in boat: [to Riggs and Murtaugh, who are in the water] Whatta you boys doin' down there? Martin Riggs: You have the right to remain unconscious. blog comments powered by Disqus. I've got three beautiful kids, I love them, they're yours. Martin Riggs: [Endo hits him again for longer]. Mr. Joshua: [soft but enthused] Hit him again. Drug Dealer #3: Freeze! Get... what did you say? Martin Riggs: Hey, I saved a cat. Martin Riggs: Hey what's with you Rog? Roger Murtaugh: You're getting too old for this shit. Martin Riggs: [a smoking Riggs and Murtaugh have been assigned to guard Leo] This stinks! You got a wife, kids. Don't turn around... don't turn around... Come on, I need you, man! Mr. Joshua: See, Martin, we have a problem. You selfish bastard, you're just thinking about yourself! "The 3 Stooges" are on in 20 minutes. You are not better friends than Froggy. Martin Riggs: Go on, take it yeah. That's not my problem! Saved my life. Murtaugh from the outset thought Riggs was a mugger seeing he had a weapon and charged at him, which Riggs beat Murtaugh. Roger Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill? I killed that kid, I killed that boy. They FUCK you at the hospital! Roger Murtaugh: Seven days to retirement, I'm busted down to patrolman. Drug Dealer #2: You want a tree? Martin Riggs: Hang on that ok, we never talked about this did we. IA says you're on the take. You're just different, and, uh, I just thought that *maybe* that might be relevant. This is personal. Martin Riggs: You sure picked a strange angel, baby. We're better than him! Martin Riggs: [holding his wife's wedding photograph, crying, after deciding not to kill himself] See you later, babe. Roger Murtaugh: Regular asshole. ", "I don't do dogs. Well, you know what I say? Roger Murtaugh: Holy shit... thousands... freakin' millions! Drug Dealer #1: He wants it all, beautiful. I will bet vital parts of my anatomy to the fact! Martin Riggs was born on October 16, 1949. Let's see we got Groucho, Harpo, Chico, and uh, Fucko. You shoot, you shoot to kill, get as many of them as you can. I'll leave you alone now. We should have waited for the bomb squad! They told me she was killed in a car crash. McCleary, Attempted Suicide Jumper: You're crazy! She makes you want to buy rubbers. Anything you say ain't gonna be much. Martin Riggs: Okay, you run, Flame-O here turns and sees you in your undies, it distracts him - I know it'd distract me - and that's when I shoot! Martin Riggs: There's plenty of room, sure I'll make it! Martin Riggs: My privates, you stupid shit - shut the fuck up! Leo Getz: Everyone cheats a little bit... look at the Pentagon! Martin Riggs: I'll make you a deal, Arjen, or Aryan, or whatever the fuck your name is, I'll make you a little deal. Hey, gangbangers wanna kill each other? Martin Riggs: Ex-cop killers. Why didn't you follow me down? [shouting at the driver while hanging onto the bonnet of a moving car]. It's called electric shock treatment. Martin Riggs: Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal. Martin Riggs: Well, I think your daughter kinda likes me. Martin Riggs: Your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised. Took a bayonet in the lungs. Roger Murtaugh: That's usually my first mistake! Roger Murtaugh: Well, how could my feet be killing you? Get going. – Rianne Murtaugh: It’s a bullet. “I’d like to see your driver’s license and proof of insurance!” This quote in and of itself is not … Arjen Rudd: I hope you realize the trouble you are in right now. Martin Riggs: Geez, we're terrible to you, Leo. Roger Murtaugh: [walks in] Gold pen? Roger Murtaugh: That's downtown L.A. How would you like to have a house up here? Martin Riggs quotes; oreo quotes; chili quotes; snack quotes; lethal weapon quotes; humor; Comments. Basically, I'm fucked. Somebody shoot this prick? Martin Riggs: Well I been chasing more cars lately and uh, y'know, when I try and lick my balls I keep falling off the couch. [shows him the lighter but tricks him and cuffs the two of them together]. Roger Murtaugh: [big grin] Yeah, Yeah I'm boinkin' her. Riggs was originally played by Mel Gibson in all four films from 1987 to 1998, and later by Clayne Crawford in the Fox television series from 2016 to 2018.. Martin Riggs: Who's that guy with the white pajamas? [Rudd fires at Riggs, hitting him several times. BIG SMILE! First they drug you, then they FUCK you! I'm gonna suck his eyes out through his nose! Martin Riggs: Biter has a psychology degree? Froggy was my friend and I really loved him, and I took him everywhere with me, and I was riding on my bike one day and he jumped out of the box, and uh, I ran him over with the back tire. I mean, I guess you want to be alone, Leo Getz: You know, when I was a kid, I had a pet frog. You call me crazy, you think I'm crazy? People yes but not dogs. Roger Murtaugh: God hates me. Rika Van Den Haas: What are you doing here? What the hell's wrong with you guys? [Martin groans as his body shakes violently]. Roger aims at him]. Martin Riggs: Yeah, he'll know what it's for. Baby, Done. And when they're done FUCKING you, along comes the insurance company and FUCKS you some more! Martin Riggs: Hey, did anyone ever tell you if you sit on the rocks too long, you get piles? Come on, lets do it asshole. That wasn't a Tinker Toy in his hand, that was a machine pistol with twin carbies and all the trimmings, man! Martin Riggs quotes. [Riggs swerves the car to the side and they both duck as the tank opens fire]. Martin Riggs: So if you want her back, you're going to have to take her away from them. This guy's been shot 4 times. Roger Murtaugh: I knew you couldn't stop smoking. Or one, two, three, then do it? Would you like a shot at the title? Really, he was my best friend in the whole world; the only thing I ever loved. Martin Riggs: Maybe a nice six footer to put it under, huh? Lorna: Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you, Riggs. Arjen "Aryan" Rudd: Just get out of here, Kaffir-lover! The father of the baby! Martin Riggs: I should have cut the red wire. And Riggs, keep an eye on him. Roger Murtaugh: Riggs, if you think I'm gonna eat the world's lousiest Christmas turkey by myself, you're crazy. Policeman who says 'Bravo' after explosion: Bravo. Where's the money coming from? Martin Riggs: Do you really wanna jump? Yeah, this is how he wanted to come to America, right? [while the "Human Tank" is bearing down on them]. What else do you want? Capt. Martin Riggs is a one-of-a-kind character, so naturally, he provided plenty of the best quotes in the Lethal Weapon franchise.When we were introduced to him in the first film, he was suicidal and taking various unnecessary risks. Trish Murtaugh: [pause] I didn't mean to push. McCleary, Attempted Suicide Jumper: [easing] OK. Alright.